so there's this guy and his friend walks up to him and says very slowly and dramatic: Dude, I'm Gay. and the guy is like WTF! and runs away. later after a few other random funny stuff the guy is running and then stops and another friend walks up and is like: Dude, I'm a Transexual. and again he's like WTF! and runs away. after another random funny stuff he's running again and then another friend comes and is like: Dude, I'm a Lesbian. and he's like WTF THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKES SENSE! and runs away. later he's still running and gets hit by a car and wakes up later and all three of the people are there and the gay guy says: Dude, you have aids. the tranny says: Dude, you have herpes. and the lesbian guy says: Dude, you have gonorrhea. and the guys says: WHAT THE FLAMING! and the end