Imagine, 4 guys watching football. The game goes into a break, and one guy says "I'll be right back you guys, goign to get a soda" or something. Then as he walks off out of sight, you see a guy kick down the door to the room, house, whatever the setting is. He's wearing pink armor, and is holding a sentinal beam, he says "NO BODY MOVE I GOT A GAY RAY!!!". Two of the three guys duck behind something (whatever is there), eh guy stil standing says, "What's a gay ray?". One guy goes and says, "You don't wanna know man!!!". Then another guy says "Oh Shit, where's (insert name here)?". Guy who got a soda earlier is back, and says "Hey guys what I miss?". Then the pink guy holding the sentinal beam shoots him quick. The guys who got the soda turns pink, and in a lisp he says "Oh my god you guys, we SOOOO have to redecorate!". The other three guys run screaming. Remember, we'll be changing it depending on the situation. But let me know if you think it's funny or not.
~Blade vampire