The FURIOUS AVENGING GUARDIAN SQUAD... F.A.G.S.

A spoof on the Super friends...A team of the Shittiest Heroes EVER...
LAG MAN: His power of Lag Allows Him to TelePort, Walk through Walls, Glide over The ground And Make Him Immune to Bullets...

THE RAGING RETARD: This spanish speaking Alien Came from Planet "mongolok", Making Him a "MONGOLOID" (Degrading Term For Retard)...He relies on His State Appointed Guardian To "make the bad people go away"
The Fact That He Isnt In Control of his actions...MAKES HIM TOTALLY ABOVE THE LAW...

THE JIZZANATOR: He....Has...Lazer Jizz.

THE KIND OF INVISIBLE MAN: He's Slighly Hard to See...


Please Tell me what you think and Give me Suggestions.

LOL
Everythings funny except "the jizzinator"
That one misses the mark
Oh and Doug have you heard???

Ok, He Could Be Evil (Because They Should'nt Have Any Offensive Or Useful Powers)

And What Should I Have Heard?

That the Bird is the word...

I like the slightly invisible man

Because He's Kind of Invisible...

Now Here's The Villains:

TEH F14M4H(The "flamer" in Leet Speak, I think): He's a REAL Flamer...

M.C. HAMMA: A Grav-Hammer Whore Who Loves His Hammer In Ways That Society Views As "Unacceptable"

THE JIZZANATOR: He....Has..Laser Jizz.

They are.......THE COUNCIL OF CRAZY KILLERS......THE C.O.C.K.S.....

Getting clever with acronyms are we?

Yup

nice nice, will you be M.C. Hamma?

Of Course

i like but again, no jizzinator

I agree. Jizzinator is not a good idea.

pew pew pew
i think instead of the jizzinator he should be the shizzinator or blizzarator

hahaha no

previous correction, the flamer in leet speak:

73|-| |>|-||_4/\/\3|2

haha i can barely read it
hahaha

UGGHHHH, BRAIN NOT READ WELL.........[kicks self in balls]......ok that Worked.


No Jizzanator.


Instead We Now Have. ZIPPIE, A Man Who Can Run Faster Than Light, BUT ONLY WHEN SHITFACE STONED.

ehhh no
still not working

Yeah....The Concept Of Moving At High Speeds While Visually And Mentally Impared Seemed Funnier.
SomeBody Give Me Some Ideas?

i got nothin

Lag Man vs. Host Man ???

That Could Work.