Why I Should Never Be a DAD...

We should make a Movie where I show everyone how HORRIBLE a PARENT I WOULD BE...... If I had Two Kids.....I'd Love One And HATE the other....My Second Born Would Be Named Jeffery...I WOULD MAKE HIM WANT TO DIE....Scene One/Jeffery is doing Homework, I come in with a GravHammer and Beat The Shit out of Him, Then Say "Sorry Jeffery, I didnt See you there" .....Scene Two/ I chase after Him With a FlameThrower Screaming "FIRE DRILL" Eventually I burn him And I Scream "YOU FAILED THE FIRE DRILL JEFFERY!!! IN REAL LIFE YOU'D BE DEAD AND BURNING IN HELL WITH MOMMY!!!...-uhhh Jeff?......JEFF? ....DONT IGNORE ME!!!".........Scene Three/ I buy Him a Hamster, It Eventaully Dies So He comes to me Sobbing Saying "Daddy Why Wont Fluffy Wake Up?" So I say "Fluffy Wont Wake Up?....Fluffy?...FLUFFY??...FLLLUUUFFFFYY!!!!!!...JEFF!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO FLUFFY???" Jeff Says "Daddy I Didnt do Anythi---- I scream " FLUFFY IS DEAD AND ITS YOUR FAULT!!! HER BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS!!!! SHE'S MAGGOT FOOD BECAUSE OF YOUUUU!!!!!
*We'll Use the Bomb As a HAMSTER BALL, Because Bungie Didnt Accept my Idea of a HAMSTER GUN

I have More Ideas For This...But This Would be Better as a Series....One Reason In each Random funny stuff...

I can't even read that.

haha driftor.
and black that was pretty good.

wow dude, you're fucking crazy

I know...

You think hes Crazy?!?!?

One time we were in detention and he Quoted dart by asking the Teacher
"Hey Ya ever Sucked a dick???"

and once he he took a plastic spoon at lunch and stomped on it
transforming it into a jagged plastic shank
which he then proceded to chase me around the cafeteria with Whilst making a loud rageful screaming sound...
Hes not crazy hes a dangerous psychopath !!!!

that's nice to know, i'll keep that in mind

yeah same here

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

I've done The spoon thing on Many Occasions, I've Even Got out of my Seat in the middle of Class and went to the cafeteria just to get a spoon to stomp.....and Once during lunch i Grabbed a Fuck ton Of spoons then during Class did the "spoon Stomp" So They took the Spoon away, But everytime They Turned around I HAD MADE A NEW SHANK....I JUST KEPT PULLING THEM OUT OF MY BAG!!!

as Much as I love Talking about "spoon shanks"... We Still should Get Back On Topic...

yes and like i said its pretty LOL

i'm gunna just...walk away from my computer now....

haha

that was random..... and funny

BACK TO THE POINT:

i like all of it, the only nonfunny part was the last part of the fluffy thin when u say "shes maggot food..."

i would just end with her blood is on your hands and then go into a fit of rage

Ok, I'll take that out. Thanks gambajumbie

wtf.
that makes no sense

thats a real good idea to have it in like a series in each vid.

hahaha gambajumbie

Gambajumbie was what someone Mispronounced G-muggy's name as...

haha
wow thats funny