A spartan walks up to another spartan who is boarding up windows and asks "why do you hate saint patrick's day???
th spartan says "I'll tell you why..."
then suddenly a rocket hits the door breaking it down
And in comes a green spartan ( leprechaun) crouch walking in at high speed.
He Screams "here now laddie seems i've struck a pot of gold"
The spartan screams NOT AGAIN!!!!!! and then gets beat down...
The screen cuts to black
then fades back in with the body on a bed...
The guy says dazed "where am i and why am i tied to a be---- OH GOD!!!!"
the leprecaun walks up and says "Open your mouth and close you eyes for you ive got a wee suprise"
Fade to black with screaming in backround "THAT ISNT WEEE AUUUUGH"
and thats it...
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