Ra'uul The gay mexican terrorist

Basicly corn or somebody is patroling a base
this guy in lavander armor comes up and says "hey there my freind hows it going?"
corn or whomever says "Do i know you"
Ra'uul says "Of course my freind how could i be so rude im messanger delivering how do you say Singing telegram sevice"
Corn says "oh thats nice whos it from"
Ra'uul says "whos what from???"
Corn "The telegram..."
Rauul "ah yes but nevermind that it must get lonely at this secluded base"
Corn says "not really"
cuts to image of spartans teabaging to YMCA
"well anyway how would you like salad" asks ra'uul
Corn says "what i thought this was a singing telegram"
Ra'uul says "no no no no Its a singing salad gram"
corn "ok ill bite what the hell is it"
ra'uul "ah ah ah first you must retrieve salad from ra'uuls Sphinctor"
Corn "HELL NO"
Ra'ull "too bad" (knocks out corn an begins to sit on face)
(oh and all the while other pink dudes are pushing fusion coils towards base)
Pink guy comes to raull
Pink dude "Ra'uul are we finished"
Ra'uul " 1 second (throws grenade and blows base up) yes paco yes we are"

and that is all

AWSOME!!!

pretty sweet